fuckboy Tee
noun 1. An empty shell of a man who uses women for sex. He has no real identity so he just mirrors his prey’s personality in order to get her to fall for him. A smooth talker, most of what he says will seem too good to be true as if he is reciting from a script. He will ask lots of questions as if he’s interested in her personality but he is just trying to learn her insecurities and needs. He will pretend to be the solution to her problems in order to gain her trust and lure her in. Once he gets what he wants, he discards her. 2. Always broke despite having a job and having no big financial obligations. 3. Extremely concerned with appearances. He looks nice, drives a nice car, but his place looks like a 1 star motel room. 4. Has a reputation for being a fuckboy. If confronted about this, he will spend hours denying he is a fuckboy so that he can fuck you and then ghost you. 5. Behaves like a narcissistic sociopath but then will tell you that you’re a crazy stalker when you are heartbroken and desperate to talk to him. 6. Lasts 2 minutes in bed and uses the excuse “I just haven’t had sex in sooo long!” Nah sis he just wanted to get it in and get it done. 7. Calls women “females” as a subtle way of dehumanizing them.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.