Fuck Punk Tee
A style of punk rock characterized by the general attitude of "I don't give a motherfuck." While the Green Day fans and true punks alike consider a Fuck-punk to be the baddest ass since since your grandmother stopped washing, fuck punks themselves actually don't care. Usually considered to be demented with a serious mental illness these individuals feign apathy towards everything and everyone. They won't bathe, eat for long periods of time or remove certain articles of clothing such as combat boots, leather jackets or studded/spiked bracelets/collars; this is common place within the punk rock community and no one notices. Their overblown carelessness even comes to such an extent that fuck punks will not keep a steady heroin addiction or pursue slutty future Suicide Girl trailer whores. However, their level of bad assery is so incredibly powerful that even Chuck Norris must bow to his Fuck Punk overlords. Women will throw their jailbait vaginas towards these ultrapunx and moshpits begin in public locations (e.g the library or Museum of Natural History) merely because of his/her presence in the 5 mile area they happen to be levitating towards. If these people leave their house it's only to buy more bottles of Aquanet to maintain their godly mowhawks which awe Sid Vicious fanboys and terrify small children. A rare sight, fuck punks are to be both admired because of their aura of pure Punkness and feared due to an epically foul odor of amazingness.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂