Fuck City Tee
An X-games similar sport that involves 2 couples. Each couple goes into a room and has non stop, sweaty, kinky sex for 24 hours straight and is not allowed to leave the confines of the musk smelling sex chamber. You must have sex at least once every 2 hours and are only allowed to bring in one drink each, some fruit, and some kinky shit that mostly west coast girls are into. ie. anal beads, milk of magnesia, frisky fingers silicone vibrating bullet, and perhaps a cucumber for good measure. The catch is though that while each couple is having sex, the opposite couple has made 5 mix CD's comprising of the worst songs. for the other couple to listen to for their listening (and anal, vaginal pleasure.) Such song might be anything by Michael Bolton, Cher, Nickelback, the birthday song, or anything your parents have fucked too. You must have the volume half way up while making love to your partner while trying to get in the terminator zone or at least to get it up. The two couples have already agreed on a forfeit fuck zone (which is usually a common barrier between both rooms.) The losing couple must walk out, and stay there and text/call the winning couple that has not given up their fuckable mood.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating