Fuck City tee
An X-games similar sport that involves 2 couples. Each couple goes into a room and has non stop, sweaty, kinky sex for 24 hours straight and is not allowed to leave the confines of the musk smelling sex chamber. You must have sex at least once every 2 hours and are only allowed to bring in one drink each, some fruit, and some kinky shit that mostly west coast girls are into. ie. anal beads, milk of magnesia, frisky fingers silicone vibrating bullet, and perhaps a cucumber for good measure. The catch is though that while each couple is having sex, the opposite couple has made 5 mix CD's comprising of the worst songs. for the other couple to listen to for their listening (and anal, vaginal pleasure.) Such song might be anything by Michael Bolton, Cher, Nickelback, the birthday song, or anything your parents have fucked too. You must have the volume half way up while making love to your partner while trying to get in the terminator zone or at least to get it up. The two couples have already agreed on a forfeit fuck zone (which is usually a common barrier between both rooms.) The losing couple must walk out, and stay there and text/call the winning couple that has not given up their fuckable mood.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
- Soft, lightweight everyday tee
- Comfortable unisex fit
- Combed and ring-spun cotton blend
- Pre-shrunk fabric with a tear-away label
- Bella+Canvas 3001
- Every order personally reviewed
- Returns & defect-free guarantee
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Customer Reviews
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.
My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!