Fuck City Tee
An X-games similar sport that involves 2 couples. Each couple goes into a room and has non stop, sweaty, kinky sex for 24 hours straight and is not allowed to leave the confines of the musk smelling sex chamber. You must have sex at least once every 2 hours and are only allowed to bring in one drink each, some fruit, and some kinky shit that mostly west coast girls are into. ie. anal beads, milk of magnesia, frisky fingers silicone vibrating bullet, and perhaps a cucumber for good measure. The catch is though that while each couple is having sex, the opposite couple has made 5 mix CD's comprising of the worst songs. for the other couple to listen to for their listening (and anal, vaginal pleasure.) Such song might be anything by Michael Bolton, Cher, Nickelback, the birthday song, or anything your parents have fucked too. You must have the volume half way up while making love to your partner while trying to get in the terminator zone or at least to get it up. The two couples have already agreed on a forfeit fuck zone (which is usually a common barrier between both rooms.) The losing couple must walk out, and stay there and text/call the winning couple that has not given up their fuckable mood.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex