FT Tee
FT (AKA Fransisco Torres, Fuck Towers) is the name of the dorms about a mile away from the UCSB campus. One third of the freshman class at UCSB lives there. Since it is a mile from campus, FT residents have certain perks such as private bathrooms, a private swimming pool, and extra large rooms. Basically, people who live in it love it, but people who do not live in it feel sorry for the people who do. Apparently, the school tried to change the name of the dorms to "Santa Catalina", but it is and always will be FT. This is because back in the day, the dorm was shared between UCSB and SBCC students, which made it a wild party dorm. Eventually, UCSB bought the building and tried to change the name in order to indicate that it was only for UCSB students. FT was rated by Playboy one year as one of the "most promiscuous" undergrad dorm buildings in the US. This is because guys and girls are put in the same hall, which inevitably leads to hookups. Other activities include doing bong rips in the bathrooms and playing beer pong across the suite. It is not uncommon for one to hear non-freshmen screaming "FUCK FT!" from their cars as they drive by the building. In some cases, this is an insult, but in others, it is a term of endearment. All in all, FT is an amazing dorm, but the mile bike ride to class takes some getting used to.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.