frosh Tee

The most fabulous people(or so they think) to ever enter (**insert your high schools name here**). Ways to become the most fabulous frosh--- 1.)You must wear as little clothing as possible.Even if it doesn't fit you. After all, who will ever notice you when you wear just jeans and a t-shirt? Skinny strapped tank tops revealing bacne and push up bra cleavage is a must. 2.)At football games, you MUST be seen makingout with atleast one guy in the stands, preferably beneath the lights so everyone will notice you. That way when you get back to school on monday, you can make fun of all those losers(especially that one ugly girl who sits in front of you in science) and tell them how much of a thrill it was to makeout while your parents were three rows away watching your brother sit on the bench... 3.) When in doubt-name drop. It doesn't matter if you really don't the person who you're talking about, or that only way you are really "connected" is because he/she throws their lunch away in the same trash can as you. Just drop a couple of cheerleaders/football players names into your convo's and you'll be on your way to fabulosity in no time. 4.)You must try to use the words "bitch" and "whore" in every sentence. You muust also encourage others to call you a "bitch" because as EVERYONE knows bitch=the most fabulous thing that walks around in a mini skirt and Abecrombie thong. 5.)If at all possible, you must never rife the bus to school. School buses are gross and disgusting and fabulous people do NOT ride school buses. It's also a plus if you can get a ride with a cool guy/girl in their car after school, that way you can wave to all the people on the buses(even if you are in the back seat and the only reason why they are even letting TOUCH their car is beause they kno your older bro/sis) and make them jealous because they WISH they were as fabulous as you. *follow these tips and you will be the most fabulous frosh(a.k.a the mosted hated people in high school).*