Frontting Tee
Pronounced "frawntin". A Scottish variation on "Frotting". See Frotting and Groove or Grooving. Non-penetrating sex. Rubbing the genitals on another person's body. Often accompanied with large amounts of oil, the popularity gave rise to "Mazola oil parties". While "frotting" has a non-consensual connotation, "frontting" normally meant a consensual orgy. Although may slang expressions never make it into print, "frontting" can be heard clearly in the orignal release of the Donavan song "Mellow Yellow". Donovan's song "Mellow Yellow" contains the line "I'm just mad about frontting". Fronting was a pupular gay-male form of sex, and this caused a concern about Donovan's image in the U.S., so on his American tours, he used "fourteen", which was enigmatic enough until he added "fourteen year old girls", which again caused a ruckus. His PR took care of it by explaining that Donavan had a huge fan base of fourteen year old girls and he was merely stating that just as they loved him, he loved them. "Mellow yellow" may refer to saffron oil margarine, (supported by the line "I'm just mad about saffron,") while "electrical bannana" may refer to a dildo. It is likely that this was not a drug related song, as once believed, but a group sex "frontting" song. The background lyrics "quite right, slick", seems to support the claim.
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Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating