Friendwhore Tee
Someone who wants attention/friends so desperately that they will literally do anything to get them. Most of the time, however, these people have no friends. You might be a friendwhore if you: Smash up altoids and snort them, pretending it is cocaine. Have the "NASCAR" #8 on your car. Smoke pot. Drink WAY too much. Try to impress girls way too often/take off your shirt every five seconds. Prefer to let your biceps do the talking when they, in fact, have no oral cavities. Peel out in the Westbrook parking lot. You think the word "redneck" is a good term, and adorn your car with bumper stickers that have so. Have over 3,000 friends on myspace. No one has that many friends, not including Tom Hanks, of course. Post more than one (1) bulletin per every three (3) day period on myspace. "FOOOOOTTTBBBAAAAALLL" is your catchphrase, and main debate point. Listen to techno. Are extremely loud. As in, HOLY CRAP I CANNOT CHANGE MY VOICE DOES ANYONE LIKE ME YET LOL YOU'RE A SLUT WANNA HAVE BUTTSEX For women, it slightly different. As in: If you add "Teehee!" to the end of a sentence. ADDING IT DISREGARDS ANYTHING SAID BEFORE IT, AND MAKES MOST MEN STOP LISTENING. As in: "My house is on fire....teehee!" "I'm so wasted....teehee!" "I have so many friends...teehee!" Contrary to popular belief, the "icy bitch" personality does belong in the friendwhore category.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means