Freshman Tee
Someone just entering high school. The first week of high school they are scared shitless cuz they get lost and are scared of upperclassman. The second week is when they become annoying and start tryin to be cool and hang out with the upperclassman, and then go brag to all their other annoying freshman friends about it. And by the end of the year, 3/4 of them are alcoholics and drugies, half of them claim to no longer b virgins, even tho they r, a very small majority of them really are no longer virgins, and those who are virgins and admit it, all do what ever they can to stay virgins, but still end up happy. all the rest stay off to the side and are annoying people who never get in any trouble cuz they're still scared shitless. My advice to not get ur ass kicked by upperclassman, take the small amount of shit they give u for the year and deal with it, by next year ull b doin the same thing to the next years freshmen. dont try to fit in with the upperclassmen unless they actually accept u. and do not, under any circumstances try to start a go home seniors chant at assemblies when everyone is doin the go home freshman chant. ur not cool, and will probly end up gettin ur ass kicked.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.