Fresa Tee
The hordes of Mexican women emigrating with their corrupt families to the United States (El Paso, Texas) as a result of the ever increasing violence in their third world country. Also, known to escape persecution from certain drug lords because of their families involvement. A shy breed, they usually stick to themselves and keep social circles with what they deem as upper class. They have been known to mingle with 'common folk' (e.g. economically lower ranked individuals) because in most cases that is their valid form but since they are highly selective of who they fraternize with they'll never admit it. In it's environment, they seem to frequent discount clothing stores such as Ross or Marshall's and seem to be a frugal type since their three shopping carts are full of goods; it has been said that they'll take these goods and sell them for twice as much. In appearance, they pride themselves on their looks & unique way of speaking and are usually about a million times better looking, fit & dressed than their El Paso sisters, so they think. Their attitudes range from conceited to simply not acknowledging the fact that you are alive and if they do address you, they will usually greet you with, "Joven". If you happen to get the attention of this particular breed they will run you off the streets with their Hummers, which are usually adorned with an off green (in some instances, yellow) Chihuahua state license plate while blaring Belanova or some kind of Mexican pop they tend to call music. Mating rituals are year round and are seen in some academic institutions such as El Paso Community College but mostly at the University of Texas of El Paso, where the haze over the Liberal Arts building is a sure indication and physical sign of the female's need to reproduce. When selecting a mate, they seem to go for lighter skinned males with a unusual surname that is pronounced in Spanish. These males usually descend from well-to-do families and is complete replica of the said breed in male form. The average male does not have enough money or power to attract the attention of this breed. Upon mating, these two will eventually go on to get married, experience a long marriage even though their husbands commit in extramarital affairs but as long as a steady flow of Coach purses & Bebe apparel keep flowing in they will be content with their situation. The Fresa, will live a long and happy life. Osea, guey, no mames!
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.