Franklin Lakes Tee
A small town with a bunch of rich assholes. Kids get bmws and mercedes and their crash car. They always compare how much money they have and think wycoff kids are wannabes. Parents will spend more money on their childs bar mitzvah then most spend on their wedding. They always have to prove they are wealthier. Families have a pool that they don't maintain them selves, but hire a mexican to do the hard labor for them. Their pool house is bigger then most houses in the world. You hang out at uncle louis after school and flip water bottles on the sign. You belong to itc and don't even know what shadow lake is. You don't care how much money you spend at the snack bar at itc because you don't car. You havent been to lets yo in 3 years. You go on a vacation every break and fly first class to stay at a 5 star resort. You've been prunked. You don't go to the chinese place in town and you are pissed that the barber shop in town closed. You have a cleaning lady that you don't know her name and you have a nanny to watch your children. You always go out to eat dinner. You start dating in 4th grade. You parents dont care about your grades or future. You have a ski pass to campgaw. You also have a membership to itc and never go there since you went away for the summer. You skipped class in middle school to go to mr colons class. You secretly hid your phone and felt like a bad ass. You call the teachers by their first name. You watch porn at a young age. You think you are on top of the world
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡