Frailey Tee
So, back in the day a young newlywed couple went back to their cabin in the majestic polish mountains and decided to have a nice drink of Krupnik (a traditional polish beverage made of vodka and honey) before consummating their marriage. The krupnik had been left outside to chill but had frozen. The horny and thirsty couple decided to melt the frozen beverage in their mouths to try and get a buzz before all the humping. This wasn't going fast enough so the guy (Fracek) said why don't we stick this frozen beverage in our asses and drink as it melts. We can fit way more stuff in our butts!! His lovely new wife (Hailey) said that is why I married you because of genius shit like that and so they buttchugged frozen alcohol from each other's asses and had guilt free polish catholic sex and this became a traditional newlywed thing in Poland.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means