Foxhole Handshake Tee
A neutral sexual act between to heterosexual males. Where one man who is very sexually aroused by a woman or an event and feels that self-gratification by masturbation will not satisfy him. That man might requests another man, generally a close friend to perform the act masturbating him instead. This will give the man two free hands to touch him during said act. This can also include two men or more doing this simultaneously at the same time. This particular act of having another person masturbates you are believed to feel more sexually stimulating then if you were to perform it yourself. The origins of this act supposedly date back to the Vietnam War although some believe for it to be much older and dating back to WWI. It involves two men hiding in a foxhole with bombs going off overhead. Both fearing that they might not make it threw the night and that they might never see their girlfriends again. They decide to masturbate each other while they fantasize about their girlfriends back home. There have been certain rules lay down for this act. 1. There is to be no eye contact. 2. There is to be no verbal communication. If the recover requests the person to speed up, slow down, grip tighter, grip softer or to let go. These are done threw taps on the shoulder or over non verbal communications.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.