Fonding Tee
A specific (unicorn-like) type of bonding characterized by an organic balance of sexual intimacy, emotional intimacy, and communication. FONDING is rare. It’s a heightened, more sophisticated form of ‘friends with benefits’ that is not threatened by ‘catching feelings’, jealousy or miscommunication. Key traits of fonding are: shameless honesty, lack of pressure, and mutually understood expectations You can not ‘fond’ instantly with someone. To earn the label of fonding means to prove that your relationship can outlast the trials of doubtful peers, social norms and inevitable events & emotions that need navigating. Fonding exists only in relationships where romantic intimacy is avoided with each other. This lack of romance can be effortless or intentional. Each participant can and likely will have or at least entertain the idea of romantic intimacy with others outside of the Fond. These are discussed openly with the other. If you come across a successful Fond ~ observe carefully, learn and study it. You will likely not get many chances in your life to be in the presence of two people successfully fonding. Ps. FONDING IS NOT DATING.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂