Flow Boy Tee
See: Beta AF. Fuckboy, the spiritually enlightened edition. Wannabe alpha, self-proclaimed “open curious wanderer,” low-effort bro. Heard the term “flow state” on a Michael Pollen podcast and decided it was high vibration. Into microdosing, saunas, and DMT vape. Brags Alpha pics, sends wishy-washy word salad when pressed for integrity. College degree for weed startup or crypto tech gig puts him one notch above a wook. Flashy style, vanilla essence. Wants hookups, claims ENM but avoids vulnerability and upfront communication. High-grade women on hold, too scared to level up. Shady about consent, deflects responsibility, expects woman to initiate everything, then uses it to dodge accountability. Congruence makes him cringe. Fears exposure, panic-blocks to stop panty-dropper drought. Local Burner with sacred ink, yet clueless on Hermetics. Unfollowing a tantra account is more taboo than healing his porn addiction. A mirage of cool, lacks adversity to expand true wisdom. Scared manboy whose self worth relies on superficial sex romps.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡