flokimandu Tee
It’s a feeling, one that can only truly be described by the use of an overly specific example… It starts with a feeling of abject despair, the sort of despair you feel when an investment is down 97%+ and you aped your entire $10 net worth in. You just wish you could have waited and bought something Classic instead. On top of that you recently got dumped by 2 boyfriends, who were really the only ones who gave your life legitimacy. Now, you’re living in a crappy 1 bed apartment with 2 other dudes who won’t even fuck you any more. The first is a big, fat behemoth. He brags about roundhouse kicking grannies in the hip during his job as a debt collector because he’s “hard”. You’re not so sure but you’re too much of a pussy to argue. The second is some weird limp dicked cuck who likes snakes and contacting the FBI because he’s “helpful”. Nothing has ever come of his reports, they send the janitor now as they feel bad for him. You’d be convinced he was a virgin if you hadn’t royally shafted him already. He still wants you but you just need his rent contribution. The only thing keeping you alive is the thought that it can’t get any worse, but deep down you know that isn’t true. The last vestige of hope you have for your miserable life is your favorite quote from Onibulasi Bambidele which you constantly mumble to yourself like the crazy loser you are: “teach a man to fish and he’ll eat for a day, teach a man to phish however…" ...you don’t even know the end of the quote.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.