Flea Tee
An adorable smol mech found in the world of the MechWarrior IP. It has a sweet adorable innocent face, curvy bug antennas (which are obviously designed with the sole purpose of being CUTE), two cute toes, a derpy stance with its "chicken" legs, and a cute stomp stomp when it spins. It's pretty funny when a mech is so small and speedy, they have to name it a "Flea". Its demeanor, the way it moves, and the way it zips around on the battlefield makes them appear extra cute. They often appear busy running around everywhere, mischievous, and a bit derpy in a cute way. The cute Flea adornments players can add to their mech cockpit further shows off its cuteness (a Flea park that reads "Flee to Fleadom", a mini galleon, and a "Meep Meep" warhorn). The world's biggest fan of the Flea, King Samu has created a persona around the Flea as a living breathing character full of personality; most notably the idea of "Flealosophy", the Fleas as a symbol of cuteness, speed, agility, simplicity, and lightness, and their insatiable and impulsive cravings to suddenly Fleadance to Fleaurobeat (a fast pace and uppity music genre perfectly suited to the speedy nature of the Flea). Fleas have feelings and are immortal, according to Flea expert King Samu. Not only are they cute and meme-worthy, they are also effective mechs in MechWarrior Online in the hands of a skilled pilot, worthy of being cheered on as the underdog everyone secretly wishes to see succeed.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means