Fincest Tee
Some fishes can have both male and female parts. For example, all clown fishes are born male. If the female in a clown fish colony goes AWOL, then the alpha male will turn into a female and the new alpha male will repopulate the colony with him/her/it. Freaked out yet? Here's the messed up part. The only ones mating in an entire clown fish colony is the alpha male and alpha female. So inevitably the new alpha male will always be the descendent of a previous alpha male/current alpha female. So technically the alpha male is mating with his father/mother or brother/sister or any combination of what us humans call blood relatives. So yeah, that's fish incest, or for short, fincest. Why? Fish have fins and well, some people don't connect the dots when you tell them to google "Nemo" and "fincest". Kinda like how people won't watch two girls one cup if you tell them to google "two girls take dump in a cup and then eats from it". Not sure which one is nastier, but either one is enough to scar someone for life. Moral of the story? If you commit incest you're no better than animals. That and think before you listen to your friend telling you to google weird and random words.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating