FIFA World Cup Tee
FIFA = Freakishly Inept Football Accuracy. The FIFA World Cup is the most overrated, piece of shit sporting event which is held once EVERY FOUR FUCKING YEARS, just to see either Brazil or Italy win it all. The FIFA World Cup produces the most incompetent, mentally impaired refs for the games. The 2010 World Cup is the biggest example. England v Germany, an English player's shot hit the top of the post and was PAST THE LINE as it went it, and the goalie got the ball AFTER it went in and the goal didn't count. It would have tied the game up at 2, which would have given England a chance to win the game. U.S. v England, the U.S. scores a goal that should not have counted. Ghana v U.S., Donovan gets a penalty kick after a Ghanaian player (apparently) tripped up Clint Dempsey, even though the player was AHEAD of Dempsey and Dempsey tripped himself! In the same game, Jozy "the joke" Altidore tripped himself by accidentally kicking his leg, and the defender was called for a foul. Mexico v Argentina, Argentina scored their first goal, even though they were COMPLETELY OFFSIDE when Carlos Tevez headed in the goal. In short, the FIFA World Cup is held for 1 month every 48 months and is absolutely fucking pathetic. It's a disgrace to every other sporting event, and other than Brazil, Argentina, Italy and France, NO ONE ELSE has a chance of winning. Pathetic, just fucking pathetic. And people get hyped us for this...PFFT! Free your minds and come into the 21st century.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart