FETO Tee
friends eating their offspring. associated with lovely ladies commonly named Annalicia, Vivian & Catherine. a society of friends who eat their friends & offspring & encourage others to do so. also organized in a hierarchy as follows: "The FETO Mamuhs" & "The fetus". the members of this society are commonly found lurking around malls & causing trouble. this society is not only limited to 18 year old girls, as they have 70-80 year old counterparts discovered in the movie theater showing "Atonement". they resteraunt hop & a sing loudly in moving vehicles. Dennys is a common stomping ground for these girls. they have their own language, that i just a longer way to say simple things as well as a form of salutations that include the waving of hands accompanied by "ayy no no uiii". 2 of the 3 members of this society have EXTREMELY small hands with small feet. they often engage in arguments concerning the terminology that refers to beans or just green beans: "habichuelas". these girls are insane. they are random as fuck. loud, smart & extremely creative creatures. not to mention beautiful. often answer things with "nah" or "nah, chill with that, yo" they come from diff. countries. 2 of the members are imported. which makes them expensive to maintain ;] strongly believe in polygomy & think others should practice it as well. they're all married to each other. as well as to hot ladies such as Mirtle(: they enjoy watching lil bush & other cartoons via the phone. they are also funny creatures. so funny, in fact, they should have their own show on comedy central right after the Colbert report. they cant be stoped. the only thing that can make them quiet is food(: their hooches & biffles to the max, yo.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition