ferarri Tee
Ferarri Girl AKA "the non beer drinker", all suspiscions point towards a tendancy to want to be female. Often seen hitting on a milli-hyena or a riki-maraton, there is no level low enough to stoop. A romantic at heart to the naked eye its camaflage does not last long. This creature also shows early signs of balding through a fast receding hairline. An attempt is often made to distract any victim for a moment so that a quick peep can be had at a females breasts. Yes, this is the animals weakpoint. Often wishing he had his own to play with, the ferarri's eyes linger here longer than socially acceptable. This is one of the fastest land animals. Although modes of travel are ofetn replaced and updated this cruise-controller is often travelling way above acceptable limits, much to the dismay and distress of the sluggish riki maraton. The Ferarri has a tandancy to be a bit touchy and can at times be more than BITCHY!!! Get her drunk though, and you have an easy lay. Much to the dismay of this creature, the other members of the pack often try to allocate the ferarri to "jump the grenade." Seldom complying with the packs wishes, the ferarri will be seen falling asleep in a club or pub after having one-and-a-half too many. Hitting a joint is definitaley a specticle in its company. Bordering on madness, the Ferarri attempts to grow hair on its chest by over-doing things a bit in this regard. A mini, some heels and the ferarri is ready for a girls night...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.