febtoberfest Tee
1. A celebration typically centering on the mighty Badger, or Axolotl and involves a cornucopia of merriment and sacred druidic rituals. Alcohol, combined with self gathered psychotropic herbs are consumed under a full moon; the participants proceed to swing leather and burlap sacks of cats over their heads while dervishing furiously, often knocking into each other. Anthropologists believe the dance was developed in times of great boredom and hardship, to relieve sexual tension and keep the earth rotating on its axis. The swirling of the cat sachels warded off the Norse death goddess, Nehalenna, and sustained the electromagnetic energy fields that attracted the winds that blew through yggdrasil (the cosmic tree of life) keeping the earth rotating on its axis. The cats would be released simultaneously, and the resulting static energy caused birds to fall dead from their branches, and owls to howl like sirens. These indo-european precursors to the Vikings would then begin their military campaign, beginning the morning after for another 8 months, until it was time for the Autum Febtoberfest-fest. Globally, this festivity has survived and evolved into various traditions including, but not limited to: National Sleepy Day in Finland, Guy Fawkes Day, Black Mass, Ronald Reagan's Birthday, Christmas, Bohdi Day, and Jazz Funerals.
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.