FCC Tee
They will clean up all your talking in a manner such as this They will make you take a tinkle when you wanna take a piss They will make you call fellatio a "trouser-friendly kiss" Here's the plain situation, There's no negotiation With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC They're as stuffy as the stuffiest of social interest groups. Make a joke about your bowels and they order in the troops Any baby with a brain could tell them Everybody Poops Take a tip, take a lesson You'll never win by messin' With the fellas at the Freakin' FCC And when you find yourself with some young sexy thing You're gonna have to do her with your ding-a-ling 'cause you can't say penis So they send this little warning, they're prepared to do their worst And they stuck it in your mailbox, hoping you could be coerced I can think of quite another place they should have stuck it first They may just be neurotic Or possibly psychotic They're the fellas at the Freakin' FCC!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating