Fatriona Tee
A Fatriona is a creature of unprecedented dimensions that calls itself Catriona. It is disgusting, causing damage to any camera lens misfortunate enough to glimpse the creature; an odour emanates from several parts of its body, causing discomfort to those surrounding it; and the scowl often seen on its face is fierce enough to cause the bravest of men to cower before the mass off fat and gristle before them. Unlike many obese creatures, the Fatriona is unable to make up for physical shortcomings with personality. It is often rude, indecent and impolite; this results in a serious lack of friends with the notable exception of those who pity the creature. Fatrionas are often obsessed with male creatures, of less mass than themselves but not so small as to be afraid of them. This male creature will often go by the name of Greg or Gregory and is in almost every way the opposite of the Fatriona. He will be jovial and friendly; giving off no odour and in spite of his considerable mass will be pleasant to look upon, with a friendly and warm expression. The Fatriona is often jealous of those around her, especially the slimmer creatures; for any Fatriona the ultimate dislike is in the form of a female who is able to fit into one of her trouser legs. Unfortunately there are many of these as the Fatriona is in possession of huge thighs, as wide as the trunk of an oak tree. While amusement may be found by verbally abusing a Fatriona, the most amusement is found by wrapping it in cling film and rolling it down the steepest hill in the area (moving a Fatriona too far is impossible without specialist lifting equipment).
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.