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A form of cancer caused by build up of fatty lipids. These lipids grow too quickly for the body forming a cancer. This cancer is mainly formed due to severe obesity. There has only been one reported incident with a 13 year old boy living near Cleveland OH. There are eight different stages in this cancer thoughtfully named "Fat cancer I" "Fat cancer II" "Fat cancer III" "Fat cancer IV" "Fat cancer V" "Fat cancer VI" "Fat cancer VII" and "Fat cancer VIII" Fat cancer I - the first form of fat cancer starts as small lipid buildup which cannot be seen as it is hidden by layers of fat, thus Fat cancer is unpredictable and little is known about it. These lipid begin eating each other and multiplying eventually forming a type of inbreeding which first produces the malignant tumors. Fat cancer II - The cancer expands to the brain. The infected person becomes very angered and emotional. The person starts to sleep more and dream of being more social and feels superior. They also feel as though they are intelligent and seem to become "know it alls" Fat cancer III - The cancer reaches the ears creating a puss which tends to form blisters which infect the area. Bleeding may occur. Fat cancer IV - The fully developed cancer starts eating away at the brain which depresses the infected and causes the infected person to whine excessively. Fat cancer V - The person becomes less social as some parts of the brain are lost due to the infection and starts only playing by himself. Fat cancer VI - This is the least known stage of fat cancer. Some doctors say this stage induces excessive masturbation as the infected become more and more attracted to gay pornography. Fat cancer VII - The cancer begins losing its power as most of the infected's brain has been eaten and devoured by the cancer. The infected will seem to think they are very intelligent while they are actually extremely dumb. Fat cancer VIII - The fat cancer eats the rest of the potential organs which results in DEATH.