Fastidiotypocrite Tee
Fastidiotypocrite - a person and partner (almost always of the male persuasion) who is meticulously concerned about accuracy or detail except when it comes to what's known as “adulting”. This person is incredibly competent in some areas of their life - particularly when it comes to work or social activities or any other highly visible area of their life. They are often described as the “life of the party” and people perceive that "they have it all”. These people are very quick to point out inconsistent or illogical actions in others, but they have a blind spot when it comes to their own illogical shortcomings. These significant, hypocritical, and often idiotic shortcomings are most evident in the areas of household executive functioning, including, but not limited to the following: cooking, grocery shopping, noticing messes, cleaning up messes, starting household projects, finishing household projects, knowing what to do around the house without directions written or spoken at a third-grade comprehension level. Fastidotypocrisy also includes, but is not limited to all of the social aspects of hosting that are generally understood as common courtesy.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡