Fapasaurous Tee
The Fapasaurous, also known as a "Fapasartous rex" is a large mammal found in caves all around north america. They generally feed off "Forum trolling" and "Internet porn" They make a shriek similar to a high pitched girl, and are usually found hiding out at star trek conventions. Do not confuse said cave monster with the "Fupasaurous" as they sound similar, this is an entirely different animal. - More common facts on the Fapasaurous is their large forearm, and grunting noise. - They typically never mate, and it has reduces their population reduced dramatically. - The location of a female Fapasaurous is almost non existent. - Unlike most humans, the Fapasaurous reproductive organs have been in such heavy personal use, that they can last over 8 times longer the the typical male. - Their reproductive organs are also generally 2-3 times larger then the normal humans.
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Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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