Fap-Attack Tee
Fap-Attacking is when you furiously masturbate to any of the Attack Attack songs. Doing so can cause one or all of many reactions. If you listen to any fast paced songs, and if you jerk your wanker vigorously enough, you can obtain the ability to for a few seconds, become a Super Saiyan 17. The after effects may cause cancer of the everywhere, and bleeding from the ass and earlobes. If you fap to a slower paced song, there is a one in a 117.4563 chance that you will be teleported to an alternate dimension and meet a gay jesus. The only way to get back is to travel 5 miles to castle Brennenburg and beat the game Amnesia: The Dark Descent, without a lantern. After you, and if you survive, you will leave castle Brennenburg, and wander into a swap where there will be 2 mile tall jellyfish with thorny neck dicks, that can and will brutaly rape your anus until your teeth turn into glass shards of fork, that will jump down your throat and stab your colon until you cry. After the swap, you will come up to the portal. Unfortuantly, that portal is actually a trap that teleports you to the inside of a giants sweaty arm bracelets. Once you jump out of his crunchy grundle cage, you will need to parachute down to the ground ( WARNING, LANDING IN ANYWHERE BESIDES THE INVISIBLE SWITCH THAT BRINGS YOU BACK TO REALITY WILL CAUSE IMMEDIATE DEATH. )
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨