Falcon Tee
Noun. The bird of prey, the falcon, is noted as not being able to see through water, mist, and rainfall, but a only poorly. Noted for making swift dives in flight, but generally they have poor accuracy at tracking moving objects and miss quite often biting prey till they reach surface level. Hence, Fall con-Artist. Their diving ability is swift yet not profitable. Where as the Eagle, with two focal points per eye, can predict the telemetry of a moving object and make accurate diving kills. If an Eagle and Falcon have battle in the air way the falcon wil rise above to make a cervical bite with downward swoop of the Eagle. Yet, the Eagle having telemetry genius for prediction of movement will merely turn its body on its side during flight and crush the skull of an attacking falcon as the falcon is perceiving itself biting the spinal column of the Eagle. Now that is perfect timing. Falcons are good for delivering scrolls to the wrong address. An Eagle will edit your scroll’s grammar dotting every “I” and crossing every “t.” As well as getting it there through rain and fog.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂