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Face sitting Tee

Face sitting is when one person sits on another person's face. Any gender can be the face sitter, and any gender can be the face sit recipient, or face "sittee." For this definition, picture a woman sitting on a man's face. The face sitter can wear pants, dress, undergarments, be butt naked, etc. A woman can sit on a man's face in different ways. The frontal face sit is when the woman sits on the man's face with her back to his feet. This position allows him to see her face, belly, etc. Or it could be lights out. (She's sitting flat on top of his face) The reverse face sit is when the woman sits on the man's face while looking in the direction of his feet. Depending on how the woman is sitting, the man could see her back, just the back part of her butt, or it could be lights out. (She's sitting flat on top of his face). The side face sit is halfway between the reverse and frontal face sits. Depending on how she sits on his face, he could see her side. Partial cover is when she sits on part of his face. Full cover is when she sits flat on top of his face. (His face is completely covered). Hover is when the woman sits on the guy's face without applying her full weight. The mustache ride is an example. She's "hovering" above his face while he eats her out. Full weight face sit is when the woman sits flat on top of the man's face, causing it to bear her sitting weight. Face sitting is used in five main areas: Foreplay, domination, fantasy role play, mischief, or accident. Foreplay: The full weight reverse face sit is one of the most effective ways to service a woman. You maximize her pleasure without sustaining neck strain and upper body strain. Domination: This is when the woman forces her butt on the man's face. This is used the same way whipping, flogging, spanking, etc, would be used. Instead of punishing the man with pain, she punishes him with face sitting humiliation. Under domination, the woman could also force the man to serve as her face seat cushion. She sits on his face and does anything she'd do while sitting down. On the other side of the coin to this is fantasy role play. The man fantasizes being the woman's face chair, and the woman makes that fantasy a reality. Face sitting is a good way to be silly. One popular example of this would be the woman sitting on a passed out, drunk man's, or woman's face...while having a picture, or video, made to record the act. Face sitting could also happen as a result of an accident. An example is when a woman stumbles back, falls on someone behind her, and lands her butt on the other person's face. Face sitting is used in cunnilingusbatio and queening.

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Joey L. Jun 16
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I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.

No M. Jun 15

This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.

Tyler S. Jun 6
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

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10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

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the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

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