Ezra Tee
Ezra is the type of guy that probably owns a super popular tumblr account. Why, you ask? Because he lives in New York with his cat, he listens to acoustic music, he likes those weird musicals, he goes to Bernie rallies, and he claims to be a writer (though he will rarely show you what he has written, so that's pretty sketchy), plus he probably drinks his tea hot and wears glasses while he does it, even though he has perfect vision and drinking tea doesn't typically require reading glasses. If you get the chance, you should most definitely befriend an Ezra, I guarantee it will be worth it. Ezra doesn't like cliché romance novels, though he will probably snap at you if you say he doesn't like them, plus it's probably really hard to watch movies with him because he would point out all of the plot holes and claim that "it's just part of the whole writer thing." Lastly, the most important thing about Ezra is that he is secretly Jar Jar Binks, so you are required to call him Dragon Daddy, because he's probably super kinky about that type of thing. Plus, apparently he's a god with a huge penis or something (not that I would actually know) (....yet)
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.