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Extacy Tee

(A.K.A. Rolls, Kool Beans, X, XTC, Ectacy) Normally a small white pill with a wide variety of symbols engraved on them to indicate the substances included in the pill, called fillers, normally caffeine to keep the person awake, but such symbols as nike's swoosh and mitsubishi are known to contain heroin and/or cocaine. It takes about 20 minutes after taking a pill for the effects to start, and last anywhere from 4 to 8 hours. It takes about 3 days for the traces to leave your system for urine tests. Sweating and dilated pupils are the easiest symptoms to detect while on the pill. It has a very dry, bitter taste, so is normally taken with water. Water should also be taken at a regular interval, every 15 to 30 mins, as you feel dehydrated, and going to the bathroom becomes much more pleasurable. The user feels a love for everyone, and usually falls into either the category of the "chill type", where you just like to relax and cuddle/love/massage with someone, or the "party type", where you still enjoy every touch, but like to move around for most of the night, loving not ruled out. touch, sight, and sound are enhanced, so soft music seems loud, street lights become interesting, and showers are a new sensation. Such tools as vix nasal inhalers (blow-ups), glow sticks, and blinking lights, as well as foods such as tangerines are used to enhance the experience. Certain moves, such as going to the floor, where one lays on the floor, gets picked up by the arms, and slowly let down, gives the feeling as if you pass into the floor, it should be noted no matter what carpet your on, it's going to be comfortable. The peak is often refered as "rolling balls", where you having a good time, often refereed as being drunk, but without having to worry about the hang-over. Three-ways are not an uncommon occurance =) The come-down often leaves the user with a feeling of slight fatigue (having been awake for the last 8 hours), hunger, and thirst. It is recommended to take a 2 to 3 week break between uses as close repeated uses lowers ceretonin levels (the chemical that causes happiness).

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The Urban Dictionary Tee

Soft, comfortable fabric
Printed on-demand just for you
True to size fit
Pre-shrunk (won't shrink in wash)
Tear-away label (no itchy tags)
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Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.

Jane B. Jun 3
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Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies

Hi May 31

Fun and soft.

Donald G. May 21
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Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10

Ally B. May 20

Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!

M U. May 16
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good very good worth money!

me May 9

5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious

Ayoush smith May 7

10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again

Some dude May 1

Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.

Vince B. Apr 28
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gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made

the gooderesting Apr 26

Got it for a friend! He loved it

Roger M. Apr 20
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Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.

Phoenix S. Apr 18
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mine says "ass" on it lol

me Apr 13

Good Decent, comfortable by all means

Juliana Apr 6

My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day

Vern B. Apr 1
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shirt made me cum

helga s. Mar 31

Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating

Gayagay Mar 27

people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart

Michael W. Mar 26

Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!

William Mar 19

Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡

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