Eveswound Tee
A female who is a woman of intrigue that grew up low, but manipulates her way to the top(portrays herself as high class/professional) while still keeping trashy behavior in secret. These women are almost always extremely beautiful and usually have the most beautiful eyes in the world. They have a tendency to be delusional, self absorbed, control freaks that do a very thorough job of making you think they're smarter and more professional than they really are. An Eveswound can be healed becoming a very saintly wife and mother. Some Eveswounds do bisexual/homosexual behaviors like being dominatrixes. These women are like the heart of feminism in it's toxicity. Don't let them do sorcery. Fictional Eveswounds: Type A: Cersei Lannister, Azula, Alicia Florrick, Mollie Jensen, Type B: Daenryas Targaryen, Regina(Mean girls), Regina(O.U.A.T.), Olivia Pope Non-fictional Eveswounds: Type A: Kaitlyn Collins, Melania Trump, Vanessa Williams, Taylor Swift, Whitney Houston, Malika Andrews, Paris Hilton, Jada Pinkett smith, Lori Harvey, Erika Kirk Type B: Kamala Harris, Amber heard, Hilary Clinton Type C: Dolly Parton, Sza Type D: Cher Type E: Billie Eillish, Molly Stewart(NSFW(porn))
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition
BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME THIS IS THE BEST SHIRT OF ALL TIME. LITERAL FUCKING HELL OF A PLACE HAS BECOME A PART OF MY EVERDAY VOCABULARY AND I RECOMMEND IT FOR ANYONE WHO IS FORCED TO SIT IN A PLACE THEY HATE FOR AN HOUR EVERDAY. GO BUY THE MUG, SHIRT, OR SWEATSHIRT NOW!
Awesome tshirt This tshirt is awesome but my name isn't actually Jayson but i bought it for his b-day
good is it very. i like shirt much,,,,, it contabfortable like it i do.
The Fucklix t shirt is perfect but I am still waiting for the xlarge I ordered. These are gifts and will be just what is needed. Hope I receive the xlarge soon then it's time to give them to the people I ordered them for. So glad I saw them . Thanks.
My wife loves it. Nice quality and so funny for the wearer. Thank you!
The shirt fit amazing, package was shipped rather fast! Thank you so much..
It is absolutely perfect and I love wearing it. Thank You.
Love the short mine says bih on it
this shit stays on during sex
Love it! Buyed it for my sister but I had to make it say her favorite anime 💀✨