EVA-8 Tee
The EVA-8 is a fully automatic combat shotgun appearing in Titanfall, its sequel, Titanfall 2, and the spin-off battle royale Apex Legends. Developed by Wonyeon interstellar for the IMC Orbital Guard Raiding Parties, (also known as the Shipwreckers), it was made to be used in extravehicular activities (Giving it it's name) and zero-g environments and provide exceptional power in close quarters combat. Frequently utilized by both pilots and legends, the EVA-8 is an exceptionally powerful tool for making sure that anything in close quarters won't get back up. Capable of fitting a wide variety of modifications, the EVA-8 can be tweaked and improved in many various ways, such as being able to fit a larger drum with an enhanced capacity in the Titanfall games or raising its overall rate of fire with a shotgun bolt in Apex Legends, turning it from a mediocre short range scattergun into a lead spewing cannon capable of turned the most experienced legends into mulch, or even more extreme modifications such as the Double-Tap Trigger hop-up that allows the weapon to fire in a two-round burst, more than enough to make whoever wields it an exceptionally dominant CQC force.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡