Eugene Hutz Tee
1: the reincarnation of Jesus, returned to do battle with Godzilla. 2: What Bono would be if he saw his reflection in the toilet's water and said "Bono. You are a shit." 3:The legendary,immaculately mustached Gypsy prince that has graced the surface of the Earth with his ethnic magnificence for roughly a decade, spreading goodwill and psychotically aroused women wherever he goes due to his unorthodox masculinity; A machismo that only wanderlust kings can possess after knowing all of the world's lands-and ladies- intimately. His music however, which displays such intense and often fiery conviction, is what will allow the swashbuckling exploits of his companions that came from all of the corners of world to form the covenant-bound Gogol Bordello to live on until the day that music dies. And then probably even after that, but as a mind-blowing entity existing as a gypsy spirit bestowing luck and sex appeal to all it touches. Eugene Hutz is akin to a modern-day saint, but one that doesn't just bleed and pray. instead, as he suffers for and suffers with us, he drinks, parties and sleeps with us. And occasionally kicks our asses for being lame. Eugene Hutz is the face of all that is awesome including Tai Food and Accordions,perfectly rolled into one genetically superior burrito of an individual who smells something like the Ukraine, Sex, a Cuban cigar, whiskey, and the life we all aspire to live. Eugene Hutz is a God.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.