Etienne Tee
For the sake of this dictionary's database, we'll need to REALLY shorten the definition. Etienne is by far one of the most sensible, sweet and loving people you'll meet. He'll take enormous steps out of his way for the sake of others. An Eti will put so much unconditional love into all he does, we're talking just a few thoughts of how sweet he is can get you into tears. If you think this is bogus then you haven't met an Etienne yet, trust us! You'll know you've spotted an Etienne when you sense: - A CRAZY HOT and stunning guy - Commonly quite tall and usually with glasses that make him look even cuter - Has a smile that makes your chest feel like a Korean-inspired Super Spicy grilled cheese sandwich with extra melting cheddar - Will make you feel so safe area 51 security will look like a kids' playground - He knows da wae. AND if you even get CLOSE to lucky enough to date him: -He's an AMAZING kisser. He'll blow your expectations. Movies can't compare (first date with an Etienne whilst in his arms as it starts raining? Let's just say you're one lucky person) -He'll rock the bed better than Queen's debut in 2002 (we don't lie..) -He'll give you smiles so wide you feel as if your cheeks are about to fall off :DD So if you ever stumble over an Etienne, you better make sure you can love & show appreciation back, be ready to get cuddles that'll turn you into the softest puddle full of happiness, love, horniness, more love, appreciation..basically an emotional mess :)
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Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.