Ethantopia Tee
A planet/nation created by CLxean Scientist and Explorer A. Ethan A., who wanted to find the remains of Nanothuama. Nanothuama seemed to not be destroyed by the Super Nova that once fled them to Earth 2. It was preserved, by an ancient deity "Ape" spirit. It was cast into the planet and has different apocalypses occur every hour. This list is: 1:00 - Great Worldwide Fires 2:00 - Great Flood 3:00 - X-Virus Pandemic 4:00 - Star turns to Black Hole 5:00 - Asteroid Belt falls inward on planet 6:00 - A Comet impacts the planet 7:00 - Monsters roam the planet 8:00 - Zombies roam the planet 9:00 - Peace Period/Conqueror's Invasion 10:00 - Everyone becomes starved 11:00 - Supernova 12:00 - Radiation Poisoning 13:00 - Nuclear Explosions 14:00 - Ape God attacks planet 15:00 - Zircon Storm; Jupiter class storms 16:00 - Ice Age 17:00 - Moons Fall inward 18:00 - Supervolcanos 19:00 - Atmosphere disappears 20:00 - Acid Rain 21:00 - Core Destabilizes 22:00 - Star becomes Red 23:00 - Poison Air 24:00 - Fire Rain ▪︎ This phenomena occurs mystically by the Ape God, otherwise known as just a spirit.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂