Esty Tee
A feisty rooster!! That is what the name actually means in Farsi, too. Have you ever seen the face of God? Well then explain this, atheists? Estatera is the prom queen...and still the one that helps you with everything... with no questions asked. The one you can call at 3 o'clock in the morning to tell her you have a dead body and she shows up with a shovel. Well she's probably the person who killed him anyway and forgot where she left the body in a drunken stupor. But hey, she shows up. The goofiest person you will ever meet who puts her giant growling face on a t-shirt and gives it to you for Christmas. You are always in her club. Every club because she likes everyone and always has a grin on her face. Unless you are Jimmy Dean the Sausage King. In that case, bring your shovel. She can bear the unbearable and put up with anybody's anything. She will give you matching pregnancy bracelets with a little photo of a fetus with due date October 2030. Never underestimate the power of the Esty. She is all seeing and all knowing. And never serious. You are to pray to her every night before you go to sleep because she is the one and only Esty and not to be replaced.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.