Esther Tee
Esther lives in the preserve of Massapequa/Massapequa Park, where her story originated during the era of the Native Americans. Little is known about where she came from or how, but she was a popular legend told among the Marsapeague tribe - the tale of a strange creature, half girl and half animal, who could occasionally be seen roaming around the woods and on the outskirts of Indian villages. Esther was said to have no lips, no hair (completely bald), and hop around on bare feet, eating insects, and sometimes small animals (such as frogs, squirrles, birds). She is not known to be a violent creature, and where she lacks malice, she makes up for in curiosity. In recent times, she has been spotted watching people on the bike trail (dog walkers, teenagers, etc.) through the bushes or branches of the preserve. Esther rarely speaks, let alone full on sentences, but there are accounts of Esther muttering her own name. She is also known to say words such as: Urs, Nence, Ern, and Bunt, the meanings unknown.
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Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂