eruption Tee
This form of musical sexual intercourse is initiated as the male partner sits on the bed playing funky slap bass while the female services him with oral sex. During this time, the male partner typically says things like "Yeah, bitch I be gettin' ma funk on wid ma bass, now you be gettin' yo groove on wid ma jimmy." As the man feels he is approaching his orgasm, he will steadily increase the speed of his playing. Seconds before orgasm, he will remove his genetalia from the female's mouth, cast the bass aside and instead proceed to slap her face with his penis senselessly. In accordance with the fact that he is "slapping" with his penis, he will also continue to imitate funky bass sounds as the penis hits her face, to make it seem as though he was still playing. Typically, the male will say during this period "Ma dick be tight, and so be ma playin', bitch!" Upon orgasm, he will lay down an even eruption of semen onto her face and exclaim, "Damn bitch, ya make ma playin' so tight I broked a string." A period of role play will then ensue in which the male pretends to be a famous rock star and the female a groupie who damaged his "instrument."
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
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