Ernst Tee
An Ernst is a wonderful Person with a great sense of humor. Ernst is a wonderful human being with a beautiful smile and a repertoire of facts about politics and science-fiction they will be happy to share with everyone that appreciates their wide range of expertise. They're a friendly communist with pink hair. You will spot an Ernst from miles away because of their height and superiority over little, tiny crabs. They will be there for their friends and family and are the greatest companion someone could imagine. Their handsomeness and skill are exquisite and like no other. The natural habitat of an Ernst is a cottage in the countryside where foxes roam and the gardens bloom. There they will settle and read the political theory and be as great as always. One day, the Ernst of the world will take over and become the one the world needs. Their party will rise and happiness will spread, depending on your willingness for change. The only downside to Ernst is their serious blindness regarding the awesomeness of cats and long-sleeved shirts in summer. But Ernstis are capable of learning. If you don't have an Ernsti in your life, you will die because of the lack of wisdom and peculiarity such misfortune comes with. So go find yourself an Ernst and live happily ever after.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.