Epic Tee
People who use this word in every sentence they speak, because they think it's sounds so cool, but really, EPIC FAIL. I'm gonna predict a few things about you if you love saying the word EPIC every 8 seconds. First prediction, You smoke meth!! Second prediction, you have children that you never see or take care of. Cause kids are so not EPIC. Third prediction, you are on probation and probably still need to finish drug counseling. Fourth prediction, you live at your parents house. The Rents are so not EPIC either, you know... Fifth prediction, you had a 2013 Ford Focus, that was silver, lied to your boyfriend that you love him, would never hurt him and you promised to pay the monthly car note. Then you take said Ford focus, use it to drive yourself to different drug dealers and prostitute yourself for some meth. Then you proceed to fall asleep while driving and totally wreck the only nice thing you will ever get to drive, and still be lying to your boyfriend telling him that you wanna work things out and your loyal. Loyalty, not to your boyfriend, but loyal to the foil, because now your also smoking heroin on top of the meth, and now we're also shooting up meth. Sixth prediction, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know this last one, you will spend part or most of 2022 in jail!! Bet??
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
I absolutely loveeeeeeee my shirt ! Fast shipping too !
hehe mine said skibidi
Feels great love the shitt
Great shirt. Great service. Shopify doesn’t track the shipment accurately though. However, when I reached out to Urban Dictionary customer service, they were able to help me.
Wore it to school.
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it