Epic
People who use this word in every sentence they speak, because they think it's sounds so cool, but really, EPIC FAIL. I'm gonna predict a few things about you if you love saying the word EPIC every 8 seconds. First prediction, You smoke meth!! Second prediction, you have children that you never see or take care of. Cause kids are so not EPIC. Third prediction, you are on probation and probably still need to finish drug counseling. Fourth prediction, you live at your parents house. The Rents are so not EPIC either, you know... Fifth prediction, you had a 2013 Ford Focus, that was silver, lied to your boyfriend that you love him, would never hurt him and you promised to pay the monthly car note. Then you take said Ford focus, use it to drive yourself to different drug dealers and prostitute yourself for some meth. Then you proceed to fall asleep while driving and totally wreck the only nice thing you will ever get to drive, and still be lying to your boyfriend telling him that you wanna work things out and your loyal. Loyalty, not to your boyfriend, but loyal to the foil, because now your also smoking heroin on top of the meth, and now we're also shooting up meth. Sixth prediction, it doesn't take a rocket scientist to know this last one, you will spend part or most of 2022 in jail!! Bet??
The Urban Dictionary Mug
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It’s cute and wasn’t broken when it shipped. Just smaller than expected
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This was a phrase my husband and I made up even we first started dating. We laughed so hard while submitting it. The mug is perfect!
Urban Dictionary. Mixes truth with lies. Keeps a record. Thanks for the truthful parts, bro. 🙏💪✝️
I wish I had this mug I SOOOO wish I had this mug! I never find anything that has my name on it unless I have it custom made. I'm actually quite surprised that 'Lani' is on the Urban Dictionary... And the definition is pretty accurate ;)
really awesome mug I gave this mug as a secret Santa gift and and my cousin still uses it to this day. It is truly a awesome mug and it deserves 5 stars.
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i love it. my friend loved it. yay. now i'm happy and not depressed anymore.
You can't get a mug from any other dictionary site
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Quality and style are outstanding relative to price point.
Quick delivery, easy ordering, unique and special gift!
My coach loves it. I gave this to my coach and she was over the moon. Ever been hugged by an Olympic gold medalist?
Perfect cuup of coffee size, and the printing is spot on!
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