Enjolras Tee
Ravishing piece of French ass that captains the barricade during the infamous student-led June Rebellion in Victor Hugo's Les Misérables. Repeatedly compared to Greek gods/heroes because he's just that perf. Aside from indoctrinating dull peeps about REVOLUTION!!! he sometimes feels inclined to hold spontaneous crash courses in sass 101. Also manages to acquire a fanboy who worships him but real talk Enjolras is already in a mutually exclusive relationship with the Motherland so unless one has something to contribute about his beloved Patria, merci mais non merci. But oH my friends mY FRIENDs they die holding hands and in that moment all the stars wept and fell from the sky. Ergo all of Javert's silent sentinels went mia and no thanks to all his starry amigos deserting him for some revolutionary French boys he ends up swan-diving into the Seine. (Note: this explanation may be considered sacrilegious to the brick but not to the fangirl/boy heart). So to conclude: you may think Enjolras is just your average Graeco-Roman god incarnate, carbine-wielding revolutionary faced Venus, but in reality, he's so much more than that. He can be a royal bitch but we fucking adore him because we all know that in his core, he has a heart that's as golden as his hair. If you aren't madly in love Enjolras you are either: 1. wrong 2. wrong 3. in denial
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating