England
A country that gave the world the following things: Generator of electricity- Michael Faraday. Electrical transformer- Michael Faraday. Electric motor- Michael Faraday. Jet engine- Sir Frank Whittle. Internal combustion engine- Samuel Brown. World Wide Web- Tim Berners-Lee. Computer- Charles Babbage. First self-powered aeroplane (I think)- John Stringfellow. Flush toilet- Thomas Crapper. Digital audio player (MP3 player)- Kane Kramer. Tank- English military. Lawn mower- Edwin Beard Budding. Great Western Railway- Isambard Kingdom Brunel. The locomotive- Richard Trevithick Vaccination- Edward Jenner. Antiseptic surgery- Joseph Lister. Incandescent light bulb- Joseph Wilson Swann. Steam engine- Thomas Savery, Thomas Newcomen and James Watt (except that James Watt was Scottish, not English). Clockwork radio- Trevor Bayliss. Daylight saving time- William Willet. Fire extinguisher- Ambrose Godfrey. D.N.A. fingerprinting- Sir Alec Jeffreys. The defeat of the Germans in WWII- Winston Churchill. Electric battery- John Frederick Daniell. Electromagnet- William Sturgeon. Hovercraft- Christopher Cockerell. Maglev rail system- Eric Laithwaite. Computer tornography (CT scanner)- Godfrey Newbold Hounsfield. First programmer- Ada Lovelace. Typewriter- Henry Mill. Modern steam turbine- Sir Charles A. Parsons. Shakespeare's plays- William Shakespeare Newton's laws of motion- Sir Isaac Newton. Gas turbine- John Barber. Modern atomic theory- John Dalton. Chromatography- Richard Lawrence Millington Synge. Seismograph- John Milne. Splitting the atom - John Cockcroft and Irish physicist Ernest Walton. Aeronautics and flight- George Cayley. Discovery of the proton- Ernest Rutherford Discovery of the electron- J. J. Thomson Discovery of the neutron- James Chadwick. Lifeboat- Lionel Lukin. Following sports originated from England: Modern football, rugby, cricket, tennis, badminton and rounders. The police force- Robert Peel. Carbonated soft drink- Joseph Priestley. Friction match- John Walker. Spinning Jenny- James Hargreaves. Collodion process- Frederick Scott Archer. Stereoscope- Charles Wheatstone. Linear motor- Charles Wheatstone and Eric Laithwaite. Cavity magnetron- Harry Boot. Cinematography- William Friese-Greene. Thermosiphon (forms the basis for modern central heating systems)- Thomas Fowler. Parkesine, the first man-made plastic- Alexander Parkes. Other British achievements: Abolished slavery- (William Wilberforce) Women's Rights to vote- Emmeline Pankhurst. Foundation of the U.S.A. The English language. The Industrial Revolution (a major turning point in history that shaped the modern world). The largest empire ever. (Check Wikipedia if you don't believe me). Church of England. English law (forms the basis for legal systems used in Commonwealth nations and the U.S.A.). Apple pie (also invented in England).
The Urban Dictionary Tee

Not only was the product exactly what I expected, I was well informed on the shipping process in a seamless and timely manner!
The T-shirt was a birthday gift for my girlfriend and she absolutely loved it.

Happy that this tee is comfy and fits well. I wish the sentence was on the back too.
My wife absolutely loves her new T-shirt.
This looks like a weird design but it looks cool
This T shirt is the best piece of material to have ever graced this Earth. The fine quality fabrics and in depth definition, which is professionally implanted on the back of the shirt, which makes for some very interesting talking points. Thank you Pablo Parmesan.
Absolutely wonderful product! I bought this shirt for my son and he gagged with joy! Mariah Careystmas everyone!
I love it I bought me and my family some
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Proofread much? She might seem "quite"? Please fix the spelling to "quiet". Can't believe I was considering this purchase...
Damonism T-shirt :+) I found this by accident while surfing through your site. I love this shirt. I bought one and wear it when I feel frisky.
Another hit!
Great shirt, great service. A big thumbs up👍🏻
I always get so many compliments when I wear this (my favorite) shirt. I have been able to give out my phone number to lots of nice old men and my parents think it's great that I have so many nice mentors grooming me into a nice young boy who is willing to "follow the rules ".
Very comfortable and love the tyoeface
Very nice t-shirt. Fits perfect.
FUCK you urban dictionary.

My brother loved the shirt and the dogs name is cum stain
The small shirts for men looks like an extra small. Other than that I love the shirt.
AMAZING I GOT THE HILAARIOUS SHIRT AND LOVE IT MORE THAN ANYTHING!
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Size Chart
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 27" | 16½" |
| S | 28" | 18" |
| M | 29" | 20" |
| L | 30" | 22" |
| XL | 31" | 24" |
| 2XL | 32" | 26" |
| 3XL | 33" | 28" |
| Size | Length | Width |
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| XS | 69 cm | 42 cm |
| S | 71 cm | 46 cm |
| M | 74 cm | 51 cm |
| L | 76 cm | 56 cm |
| XL | 79 cm | 61 cm |
| 2XL | 81 cm | 66 cm |
| 3XL | 84 cm | 71 cm |