emo boys Tee
a sensitive creature: highly emotional, and mildly introverted. typically, an emo boy has black hair, worn over his face, 'swooshed' to one side. the hair is worn short in back, but long in front, often covering one eye. wearing either plastic-framed glasses, or an abundance of eye-make-up is expected. tight pants and too small tee-shirts are expected, as well. vain, but self-depreciating, they spend endless time mirror-gazing, admiring themselves, whilst obsessing over minute flaws. skinny, always skinny. never can an emo boy exist, that is not skinny. emo boys are sometimes known to food-graze, eating bits and pieces throughout the day, instead of whole meals. the luckier ones, are known for binge-eating constantly, without gaining weight. after such binge-eating, they might complain of looking fat, knowing that they still look great, and certainly not fat. emo boys, can make great friends, but often get shunned for their stereo-typical whiney behaviour. in truth, an emo boy isn't likely to complain more than anybody else. they simply elaborate more. sulking, is typical, though they are too-often accused of sulking, when they are merely day-dreaming. despite a tendency to drink caffeine-loaded drinks, they might fall asleep, without warning. immersed in their own world, an emo boy will often have a despairing opinion on reality.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂