Emily Tee
She is someone who is so kind and nice, and someone who is always helping someone else. She always puts people first and cares for them more then she cares for herself. All the boys think she is so beautiful, but she always denys it. All the boys think she the most hottest girl on earth, but she still denys it. You'd probably be lucky if you ever find an Emily! Oh and one more thing, boys ask her "How do you fit all dat in dem jeans?" Which they mean booty!!! Oh and she is also someone who isn't serious and always wants to have fun! She also wants to have sex really bad and can't wait! She twerks really good, and humps really good too! Just watch out penises, her vigina is really boney! Ok, maybe this is more than one more thing. But she always is practicing having sex with stuffed animals and pillows! She can also make out REALLY WELL! You would love her in clubs, and will most likely become a slut, wait she already is one! And will also most likey be a stripper! Boys, YOULL LOVE HER! And probably have like 1000 kids cause she will most likely become a sex addict! And she LOVESSS big penises!
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.