Emily Tee
emily is a wonderful girl who, upon meeting, you will never want to let her go. The mere presense of her makes all the bad things in the worldgo away, for aslong as you are with her. When she smiles, I smile. When shegiggles, I cant help but giggle. She is the type of girl you show off to yourfriends, you brag about her, and she is the one you take home to the mom,to meet the parents. To have a long lasting relationship with her is the best thing a man could dream of. She is literally a woman of your dreams,the only one to come true. If you are lucky enough to be dating Emily,you will realize just how precious she is, on the first day out. If you gaze into her most beautiful eyes, time halts, Personally I could stare at themforever and not utter a word, but just look and get lost. Best thing about heris that if you do get lost, she is there to find you. She is perfect in every way ever imaginable and I could not imagine life without her. I haveno idea how I survived 17 years so far without even knowing she existed, butnow that I do, you can sure as hell bet I wont lose her because I will do thingright to make it last until death do us apart...
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡