Emie Tee
A lazy and messy woman who hates exercise and eats healthy but cannot avoid external unsuitable food manipulations and has a chubby Kim Kardashian body. In her later twenties, she has a pale complexion and wavy black hair with red highlights and split ends. Her hair is damaged because of bad salon treatments and unprofessional hairstylists who always cut her hair in a way that it does not grow back for many years. Emie wears braces every few years due to bad dental treatments. Her teeth keep coming in front, and she ends up getting the same gaps! Her perfect nails sometimes break due to unprofessional nail technicians, but they grow back again and are always up-to-date in the most unique fashion. Emie is an educated single woman. She is very healthy and does not like oil, butter, mayonnaise, or sparkling water in her food. She likes taking pictures. She has a photogenic memory but has suffered from bad photography all her life. Emie usually attracts married men. Emie is usually misunderstood and is despised by many women who show their hatred through cyberbullying, rumors, lies, and unnecessary drama. Emie is comfortable around men. She does not like smokers or men with beards. She is attracted to men with brown-to-grey-colored eyes, black hair, and white skin. EMIE
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating
people shat on my shirt that said shart and im mad they took a shit on it instead of a shart
Necero's shirt i can use this in almost every phrase. This shirt allows me to do some great stuff with my kids and grandkids! i'd love for anyone who says same to get this shirt!
Bad! Why is this T-shirt named shitty fucking??What a bad name it is!Recommend?Never!😡
The shirts are amazing! I will be ordering again. And recommend them to others 🙂
My UD shirts are my favorites. They fit well, last long, and are unique. I always have people reading my back.
Amazing This shirt is SOOOOO comfortable and I love the definition