Elowenn Tee
Elowenn’s are goofy, fun loving girls who love the Norris nuts and problematic bands such as the 1975. These people usually have unhealthy roblox obsessions (Bloxy bingo and cart ride into Taylor swifts mouth especially) as well has a vast music taste expanding from Taylor swift and Harry styles, all the way to the likes of George Ezra and the Victorious cast. Elowenn’s often get triggered by becky hill although always love a good concert (festivals not included). These silly gyals often go through food obsessions such as cold sausage rolls (sometimes up to 40 in one week) and large packets of raisins and chocolate (to be eaten separate or apart) although these food habits do die hard as once this obsession ends, she will no longer desire to eat it again. Elowenns, often go by the name Ellie, or even sometimes ‘Snuggle Buddy’ depending on the mood. Ellie’s also like depressing themselves by stanning the likes of Phoebe Bridgers and Boygenius (especially Julien baker). Elowenns never leave their houses without their green Uniqlo bag and EpiPen. They often sleep with a range of stuffed toys including two dinosaurs called bongo and bingu, two bears named beary and greg and a highland cow in a sweater called Stefano. Elowenns are specially gifted with words and can create marvellous poems however despite the fact they do wordle every night, they are god awful at it and will give you a sideye if you dare comment.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
good very good worth money!
5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
gooderesting the gooderesting thing ever made
Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
Dick Aww man I love this shirt for eating