Ellanite Tee
n. a parasite native to the suburbs of Houston, TX., specifically to the region of Ella Blvd between FM 1960 and Interstate 45. These organisms survive by feeding from the food sources of larger organisms, such as tax payers. Reproduction of Ellanites is achieved sexually, though often after reproduction it is common for the male Ellanite to seek another mate. Reproduction affords the female Ellanite the opportunity to better feed from tax payer organisms. Ellanites are often seen traveling in loud groups. They can easily be identified by a metallic, often gold, exoskeletal structure (referred to as bling). They may also be drinking malt liquor or smoking marijuana. The Ellanite population was once thought to be controlled, however an environmental catastrophe in 2005 caused various parasitic organisms from other regions to migrate to the Ella Boulevard region. The resulting hybrid parasite was much more volatile and it's effect on the surrounding organisms is still being evaluated. Ellanite contact should be avoided at all cost.
The Urban Dictionary Tee
Customer Reviews
Love this shirt so much
I love this t-shirt that says morbussy. It allows me to show off both my love for Morbius and the fact that I get no Morbussy.
This shirt feels great, perfect fit too.
Great looking t-shirt. Good quality. Printing looks good.
Cool I didn’t order anything I just have a lot of free time and not a lot of hobbies
Fun and soft.
Good stuff! Although, I do have a sneaking suspicion that this is cursed. You see, whenever i dawn this top-teir, soft, stylish shirt - I proceed to pass out within 46 seconds. The mere act of making contact with the material insues the process of this countdown starting. If I do not quit contact, i will lose conciousness the exact moment the countown hits 0. And when I regain clarity, I find myself in a bathtub - never mine, but a bathtub nevertheless. In the bathtub, there is always various colours of hairdye. I then have to go back home, shirt stained with dye. Very fashionable though! 10/10
Smooth transaction and nice product, shipping was quick!
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5 out of 5 I love when people start reading the definition. It's halourious
10/10 yes much good 10/10 would buy again
Fit is true to size, good quality material. Graphics applied well (not off-center or angled as with some products). Quick shipment.
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Got it for a friend! He loved it
Size was accurate, and printed text was as displayed online. Doesn't hurt that the material is pretty soft either.
mine says "ass" on it lol
Good Decent, comfortable by all means
My wife bought this for me, my only thing about the shirt, is the big Vernon on the front. I think I would prefer it situated and smaller type as if overva pocket. Other than that I love it. Seems to be of good quality and easy wearability, but I have only tried it on, so am uncertain. Thank you for making my day
shirt made me cum
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